Gnu! Now the archive pages match the design that was current when posted (to the best of my recollection/backing up abilities). Fun for historical purposes, and somewhat disconcerting in a consistency kind of way.

June, July, August 2002: Poe thing is nevermore.

May 2002: Taking time off.

April 2002: Roosters, root canal, pretty machines ain't so great.

March 2002: Felix wallpaper, Unemployed Theo, more fake meat.

February 2002: Fake ribs, iMac rejects, WTC.

January 2002: Fake turkey, cheap glucosamine, that Homesite 5 crack I don't have.

December 2001: Springfield maps, bad hair days, SeeThru.

November 2001: Dismal calculator, bridesmaid game, missing graduation to be online

October 2001: Handspring massager, Taken on the Road, dumb ISP plan.

September 2001: Call up spammers, Don Henley eats David Crosby, special newspaper editions of catastrophe.

August 2001: Duct tape fashion, dog litter, and some guy thinks you want to give him money to watch him cut his legs off.

July 2001: Chandra's new look, dog manual, and How Did You Get Here?

June 2001: Eugene Mirman, Three Mile Island, drugstore.com's interesting source code.

May 2001: Disturbing auctions, Mrs. Landingham, and God's real problem.

April 2001: Fling a giraffe, ManBeef, the Chronicles of George.

March 2001: Psycho ex-girlfriend, reasons to hate Netscape, Base, Jesus Christ superstore.

February 2001: Kresky, allmylifeforsale, Font Face.

January 2001: Yahoo! in '94, road trips, PortaHo.

December 2000: Milko, desktop toys, dizzy design.

November 2000: Building Big, IHT, Beatles.

October 2000: Spam, Sway, Snickers, Sinclair.

September 2000: Failure, LaKitchen, Sinfest.

August 2000: Farting dogs, explodingdog, Mad (not dogs).

July 2000: Barbie, Rosie, Warp-a-Sissy.

June 2000: Frank Lloyd Wright, Random GeoCities, Chris Farley Dance, Chicken Head.

May 2000: Yesterland, Tacoma Narrows Bridge, Stinky Meat.

April 2000: Blow the dot out your ass.


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