Hello, dear.
How was your month?
How was your month?
Gnu! Now the archive pages match the design that was current when posted (to the best of my recollection/backing up abilities). Fun for historical purposes, and somewhat disconcerting in a consistency kind of way.
June, July, August 2002: Poe thing is nevermore.
May 2002: Taking time off.
April 2002: Roosters, root canal, pretty machines ain't so great.
March 2002: Felix wallpaper, Unemployed Theo, more fake meat.
February 2002: Fake ribs, iMac rejects, WTC.
January 2002: Fake turkey, cheap glucosamine, that Homesite 5 crack I don't have.
December 2001: Springfield maps, bad hair days, SeeThru.
November 2001: Dismal calculator, bridesmaid game, missing graduation to be online
October 2001: Handspring massager, Taken on the Road, dumb ISP plan.
September 2001: Call up spammers, Don Henley eats David Crosby, special newspaper editions of catastrophe.
August 2001: Duct tape fashion, dog litter, and some guy thinks you want to give him money to watch him cut his legs off.
July 2001: Chandra's new look, dog manual, and How Did You Get Here?
June 2001: Eugene Mirman, Three Mile Island, drugstore.com's interesting source code.
May 2001: Disturbing auctions, Mrs. Landingham, and God's real problem.
April 2001: Fling a giraffe, ManBeef, the Chronicles of George.
March 2001: Psycho ex-girlfriend, reasons to hate Netscape, Base, Jesus Christ superstore.
February 2001: Kresky, allmylifeforsale, Font Face.
January 2001: Yahoo! in '94, road trips, PortaHo.
December 2000: Milko, desktop toys, dizzy design.
November 2000: Building Big, IHT, Beatles.
October 2000: Spam, Sway, Snickers, Sinclair.
September 2000: Failure, LaKitchen, Sinfest.
August 2000: Farting dogs, explodingdog, Mad (not dogs).
July 2000: Barbie, Rosie, Warp-a-Sissy.
June 2000: Frank Lloyd Wright, Random GeoCities, Chris Farley Dance, Chicken Head.
May 2000: Yesterland, Tacoma Narrows Bridge, Stinky Meat.
April 2000: Blow the dot out your ass.
Validate me, baby.
June, July, August 2002: Poe thing is nevermore.
May 2002: Taking time off.
April 2002: Roosters, root canal, pretty machines ain't so great.
March 2002: Felix wallpaper, Unemployed Theo, more fake meat.
February 2002: Fake ribs, iMac rejects, WTC.
January 2002: Fake turkey, cheap glucosamine, that Homesite 5 crack I don't have.
December 2001: Springfield maps, bad hair days, SeeThru.
November 2001: Dismal calculator, bridesmaid game, missing graduation to be online
October 2001: Handspring massager, Taken on the Road, dumb ISP plan.
September 2001: Call up spammers, Don Henley eats David Crosby, special newspaper editions of catastrophe.
August 2001: Duct tape fashion, dog litter, and some guy thinks you want to give him money to watch him cut his legs off.
July 2001: Chandra's new look, dog manual, and How Did You Get Here?
June 2001: Eugene Mirman, Three Mile Island, drugstore.com's interesting source code.
May 2001: Disturbing auctions, Mrs. Landingham, and God's real problem.
April 2001: Fling a giraffe, ManBeef, the Chronicles of George.
March 2001: Psycho ex-girlfriend, reasons to hate Netscape, Base, Jesus Christ superstore.
February 2001: Kresky, allmylifeforsale, Font Face.
January 2001: Yahoo! in '94, road trips, PortaHo.
December 2000: Milko, desktop toys, dizzy design.
November 2000: Building Big, IHT, Beatles.
October 2000: Spam, Sway, Snickers, Sinclair.
September 2000: Failure, LaKitchen, Sinfest.
August 2000: Farting dogs, explodingdog, Mad (not dogs).
July 2000: Barbie, Rosie, Warp-a-Sissy.
June 2000: Frank Lloyd Wright, Random GeoCities, Chris Farley Dance, Chicken Head.
May 2000: Yesterland, Tacoma Narrows Bridge, Stinky Meat.
April 2000: Blow the dot out your ass.
Validate me, baby.
-- Love, the wife.