What’s worse than pop-unders? Mystery links.
7/30/2001 12:14 PM

Pooch Cafe is a comic strip worth checking out.
7/28/2001 7:32 PM

Dangerous Pop-Tarts or clueless moron?
7/28/2001 6:45 PM

If you were to stroll through Cedar Rapids, you might meet some people you sorta know.
7/28/2001 4:45 PM

RTF DOG Manual.
7/28/2001 4:39 PM

The cops that are looking for Chandra Levy came up with these pictures of what she might look like if she’s hiding out. Yeah. I trust these people to get this investigation right. The office wags suggest that Chandra is hiding out as Ron Glass from Barney Miller, based on shot number four.


Then, later, yet another office wag came up with this.
7/25/2001 10:24 AM

Do you need ten socks?
7/25/2001 10:20 AM

Here is that article about sportsline.
7/24/2001 5:47 PM

We know more than you.
7/24/2001 4:46 PM

What an unusual hobby. An archive of TV news themes.
7/24/2001 11:07 AM

Drunk? Then this domain name can be yours for only $500. If proxyghoststories.com doesn’t do it for you, there are pages of other similar errors in judgement/investment strategy available, including proxyvegetables.com, proxycancer.com and proxyfriendlyfolk.com.
7/24/2001 10:35 AM

For no reason at all, tin robots.
7/24/2001 5:38 AM

My accomplishment for the day: I have joined the Dorothy Parker Society of New York.
7/24/2001 5:29 AM

I am sorry I missed the “Taoism and the Arts of China” exhibit. Here it can be viewed online.
7/24/2001 5:22 AM

Just what you need, more baseball in your life. Also check out Futility Infielder.
7/24/2001 5:15 AM

Here’s that new Iomega thing. 20 gigs to go, and the disks are sealed.
7/23/2001 7:02 PM

George Harrison is said to be resigned to the fact that he’s dying of cancer. Visit his neat All Things Must Pass site. 7/23 Update: He denies the report that says he’s on his last legs.
7/22/2001 4:30 PM

It is so sad that some people still need to be taken by the hand and led to The Inboxer Rebellion.
7/20/2001 5:50 AM

I don’t know what to make of some of the searches that find this page. Most come from Alta Vista, which makes me not want to use Alta Vista very much. Many of them are along these lines:

“nude pictures of my wife”
Let me ask: Are you actually looking for nude pictures of your wife? Do you think the search engine knows who your wife is? Are you expecting AV to scour hard drives across the country in search of your wife’s ex-boyfriend’s secret folder called “nude pictures of my ex-girlfriend who is now married to some paranoid dumbass”?

“how to love my wife”
Oh, dear. Well, at least you’re trying. I can’t help you much, but I will give you one tip. Try not to learn this from porn sites. Those shots are optimized for camera angles, not comfort.

“yoink”
My favorite search of the day. Someone actually found this site by searching for “yoink.” And if you scroll down to the green box, with minimal effort, you can find where I’ve previously typed a yoink. (If your box isn’t green, please consider upgrading your browser.) And now we can look forward to all those “your box is green” search results.
7/19/2001 2:01PM

Adventures in reflective surfaces: The Mirror Project.
7/19/2001 8:07 AM

GentleHints.com will pass on that message you just can’t bring yourself to verbalize. It will also send a $12 bar of soap.
7/17/2001 6:06 PM

Haiku of Webvan’s demise.
7/16/2001 3:42 PM

Flash grooviness in a Sgt. Pepper meets The Incredible Machine kind of way.
7/15/2001 3:29 PM

Oh, crap. Now I have to pay attention.
7/15/2001 3:25 PM

Why you should be very careful you don’t litter.
7/15/2001 3:18 PM

Hey, what ever happened to Duchamp? It’s just so charming that he has a girlfriend that’s a model. But he won’t divulge her name.
7/15/2001 3:15 PM

Is kitten on the keys a problem? People with monkeys instead of cats only have to worry about Shakespeare being written. Eventually.
7/15/2001 2:58 PM

When weblogs die.
7/13/2001 3:06 PM

On dial-up today, so you’ll have to let me know if the Jim Morrison Simulatron is any good.
7/13/2001 3:06 PM

What would Jesus crush?
7/13/2001 11:58 AM

www.isdickcheneydeadyet.com
7/13/2001 6:05 AM

“So, when I hacked in to your site, I noticed a few improvements you could make.................”
7/10/2001 4:44 PM

Results of the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest.
7/9/2001 5:40 PM

He feels your pain.
7/5/2001 3:20 PM

How I spent my day off: Found a videotape with Super Bowl XV on it. So far I’ve seen ads for the Everett Dirksen 15¢ stamp and Chrysler K-cars. Also found on this tape was an episode of Hello, Larry.
7/5/2001 1:20 PM

Suffering from a Twilight Zone marathon hangover, I found The Fifth Dimension and a cool Night Gallery site. Sadly, it appears there is nothing at itsacookbook.com.
7/5/2001 7:18 AM

You could kill a few hours looking up TV episodes at epguides.com.
7/3/2001 1:52 PM

Here are some lovely old postcards of Alameda.
7/2/2001 6:22 PM

I’m pretty sure I don’t need the software, but I like their sense of humor.
7/1/2001 4:00 PM

Answers to questions that keep coming up while the radio is on.
7/1/2001 3:49 PM

Our correspondent tips us off to a interesting roundup of Chandra Levy at Monkeyfishing. Looks like a pretty serious endeavor to be powered by Blogger.
7/1/2001 6:34 AM

In time for Independence Day, Encarta sends us to U.S. Supreme Court Decisions That Changed History.
7/1/2001 6:32 AM